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Novelty Song Individual Downloads

5 quirky and/or humourous titles including 8 tracks of full-length vocals, instrumentals and underscores. Individual downloads are MP3 files. Click on any title link to hear a short sample. Click on any "Add To Cart" button to purchase a download.

Fred Astaire vocal: Reminiscent of early vaudeville - English Music Hall style. Lighthearted vocal about the vagaries of aging. Vocal track 2:27. Fred Astaire instrumental download: $29.95.	Hornpipe Variations In C Major: Lilting little hornpipe. Good for children's projects or Maritime feel. Could also evoke a carnival/midway atmosphere. Instrumental track 3:07. Hornpipe Variations In C Major instrumental download: $29.95.

On The Boulevard instrumental: Chirpy, lighthearted instrumental with comedic overtones. Lead, rhythm guitar, bass, drums. Instrumental track 2:45. On The Boulevard instrumental download: $29.95	On The Boulevard Underscore: Underscore for "On The Boulevard". Medium-fast, lighthearted, lightly bouncy, lots of stops. Rhythm guitar, bass, drums. Underscore 2:46. On The Boulevard underscore download: $29.95

Salty Snack vocal: A seriously silly ode to junk food in jazz-lounge style. Laid-back but bouncy. Good humourous source track. Male vocal, lead, rhythm, drums. Vocal track 2:40. Salty Snack instrumental download: $29.95	Salty Snack Underscore: Underscore for "Salty Snack". Between pop-rock and lounge-style jazz feel. Laid-back but with bounce. Single-note and standard rhythm guitars, bass, light drums. Underscore 2:40. Salty Snack underscore download: $29.95

Poppin' Bubbles instrumental: Bright, cheerful guitar instrumental with a touch of 50s sound. Could be used for kiddie show or game show. Instrumental track 3:18. Poppin' Bubbles instrumental download: $29.95	Poppin' Bubbles Underscore: Underscore for "Poppin' Bubbles". Medium-fast, touch of 50s feel. Rhythm guitar, bass, drums. Underscore 3:17. Poppin' Bubbles underscore download: $29.95

All works ©Ronald J. Woods, all rights reserved. Compilations ©Ronald J. Woods, all rights reserved. All CDs designed, arranged, produced, manufactured, and distributed by Ronald J. Woods. Unauthorized duplication of any of these compilations is a violation of applicable laws. Made in Canada.

ADVANTAGES of our novelty songs:

Pay only once for lifetime use - no monthly fees.
Buy exactly what you need - download individual tracks.
Fast, personal service.
Almost all originals - not just the same tired old songs.
You are dealing directly with the musician and producer - not impersonal resellers. We care about our products and we care about keeping you happy!

Novelty Songs Ordering Information:

Order individual novelty song downloads with secure online ordering by clicking on the "Add To CArt Button" by the track(s) you want. Click on any "View Cart" button to check out.
After you check out, click on "Return to Dusty Woods" to go to a download page with links for each item ordered. You will also receive an email containing the download links. You have 24 hours to download your files.

See our Ordering Information page for more details, including licensing and restrictions.

Contact Us

Questions, comments or problems? Contact us - we love to hear from you! Email R.J. at rjwoods@dustyw1.com, or phone us at (250) 368-9267 between noon and 9 p.m., Pacific Time.

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